Win 23 things, happy birthday to me
In bed. Organic sheets. Still and silent after productive day. Popple with her daddy. Painting town pink tomorrow. Minutes to my birthday. On the magic 23rd. My birthday present? A brand spanking new Land Rover so I don’t get stuck in the snow ever ever again. And I’m keeping Lottie because I love her. Eco irresponsibility gone mad, but no-one told me that country folk have 4x4s for a reason. Now considering telling mental government to put 4×4 tax down for those who live on roads that aren’t gritted (by the government) and are only 1 car wide with a ditch either side. Council tax through the roof and rear wheel drive car which has a mile to go either way before civilisation won’t drive on ice. 15 days in a month being unable to go anywhere doesn’t work in Shazzie’s head. I will plant more green things to make up for it. Sorry. But not sorry, if u get me. 23 in number plate. Magic.
And anyway. I love to give u things. Birthdays are the best time to do that so here we go. U have 23 days to answer me and u win 23 prizes. Worth a go?
These are the 23 things I want the most in the world on my birthday…
- Peace in Haiti
- Peace in all our hearts
- An end to all religion
- An end to all suppression
- Equality for snails, women, children, men, martians and jellyfish because we are all just love
- Shelter for the homeless
- Food for the hungry, but make it raw and organic, for goddess’s sake
- Open arms for the lonely
- A teleportation device
- The end of the fake monetary system
- Worldwide empowerment
- Self love, for everyone
- All gardens to be made edible
- All ornaMENTAL trees to be replaced by fruit and nut trees
- Clean gorgeous air
- Clean gorgeous seas
- Clean gorgeous earth
- The end of BIG PHARMA
- The natural medicine revolution
- Dolfish liberation
- Unity consciousness
Still excited about winning 23 things?
Tell me the top 23 things you want the most in the world. I pick the winner. You can enter here in my comments or on my Facebook page. You’d be hard pressed to enter on Twitter, unless you just wanted letters or numbers or something. You have until midnight 11th February to enter. I’ll pick the winner and publish here. Worldwide. No purchase necessary. One winner only. Blah. Put your name and where you live on your entry and be fun, creative and authentic. Remember, we’re all everything so I’ll spot BS a mile off if u get too pious…
What are the 23 things?
A selection picked by me, valued over £150 from my online shop. All in a gorgeous hamper, wrapped with love by my big sister, Jennie.
Have too much fun…
Bliss U. Go!