Wind Ow

Evie and I were driving today down the Cambridge country roads to the church of Tesco in Milton with the sunroof open and the windows down. Our long hair was whipping us and causing us minor yet pleasurable pain. I suddenly realised that car windows...

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Purse fish

[caption id="attachment_31" align="alignright" width="400" caption="My purse isn't made of fish skin"] [/caption] Evie made me go look round a fish shop. I felt right at home. My sister shouted "That fish looks just like your purse." I got out my purse, and sure enough. Fish. Purse. Fish....

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Reach out and touch faith

[caption id="attachment_12" align="alignright" width="450"] My family[/caption] What do you do if you're an Aquarian and haven't had a proper boyfriend for about seven years? You manifest an artist to paint a picture of your own Personal Jesus joining your own personal mermaid family. This is what Alice...

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Let’s all meet up in the year 2000

I started blogging way back in January 2000 on shazzie.com. I tried to stop several times but I'm addicted. There's no hope at all for me now until technology melts some time before 2012. 8.5 years after posting my first blog, I've finally decided to...

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