Shazzie’s squeals of approval

Every now and again a product comes along and revolutionises your life. Here, I am bigging up a few things that are currently making my life even more paradisiacal than it already was. All of these inventions get my ecstatic squeal of approval.     [caption id="attachment_410" align="alignright" width="180"] Aquasoul...

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[caption id="attachment_292" align="alignright" width="273" caption="Shazzie is born again"] [/caption] On that date, Mutha Ship did push a bottom out into the world. Head wanted to stay where it was cozy and safe, and nails scratched inside of womb, crying "no, no, not LIFE again". Little Sharon was named...

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My qualifications

[caption id="attachment_265" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="Queen Xacacao and her loyal yet qualififed subject Dale devouring marine phytoplankton from McDolphins. "][/caption] Several of you lovelies have asked what my qualifications are regarding my recent conflab with The inimitable Harriet Ball on BBC Radio five live (oooh, Richard, you...

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Don’t mention the war

[caption id="attachment_84" align="alignright" width="210" caption="Stranded at the drive in, Branded a fool: Russell Brand is fairy sorry but should he be?"] [/caption] Scientists at the BBC have created a new type of genetically modified goat. They took DNA from Jonathan Ross, Russell Brand and a cell or...

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