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The dove from above

[caption id="attachment_39" align="alignright" width="450" caption="The dove from above"] [/caption] The other day I parked at Park Street Car Park in Cambridge. As we were going down the urine stained stairs I suddenly for no apparent reason thought about Vic Reeve's "the dove from above". Imagine my surprise,...

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Wind Ow

Evie and I were driving today down the Cambridge country roads to the church of Tesco in Milton with the sunroof open and the windows down. Our long hair was whipping us and causing us minor yet pleasurable pain. I suddenly realised that car windows...

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Purse fish

[caption id="attachment_31" align="alignright" width="400" caption="My purse isn't made of fish skin"] [/caption] Evie made me go look round a fish shop. I felt right at home. My sister shouted "That fish looks just like your purse." I got out my purse, and sure enough. Fish. Purse. Fish....

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Pants

[caption id="attachment_26" align="alignright" width="225" caption="Shazzie and the pants"][/caption] When you're a four year old girl, it's really important to have Cinderella or other princess figure on your pants. This is because you understand the law of attraction as your mother always bangs on about it and...

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Reach out and touch faith

[caption id="attachment_12" align="alignright" width="450"] My family[/caption] What do you do if you're an Aquarian and haven't had a proper boyfriend for about seven years? You manifest an artist to paint a picture of your own Personal Jesus joining your own personal mermaid family. This is what Alice...

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