Purse fish

[caption id="attachment_31" align="alignright" width="400" caption="My purse isn't made of fish skin"] [/caption] Evie made me go look round a fish shop. I felt right at home. My sister shouted "That fish looks just like your purse." I got out my purse, and sure enough. Fish. Purse. Fish....

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Pants

[caption id="attachment_26" align="alignright" width="225" caption="Shazzie and the pants"][/caption] When you're a four year old girl, it's really important to have Cinderella or other princess figure on your pants. This is because you understand the law of attraction as your mother always bangs on about it and...

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Reach out and touch faith

[caption id="attachment_12" align="alignright" width="450"] My family[/caption] What do you do if you're an Aquarian and haven't had a proper boyfriend for about seven years? You manifest an artist to paint a picture of your own Personal Jesus joining your own personal mermaid family. This is what Alice...

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Self love, the art of blagging to yourself

  [caption id="attachment_8" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Self love, the art of blagging to yourself"][/caption] In my first ever Wordpress blag, I'd like to offer you the chance to ponder the merits of bigging yourself up -- to yourself.   We know we have to love ourselves fully before we can...

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Let’s all meet up in the year 2000

I started blogging way back in January 2000 on shazzie.com. I tried to stop several times but I'm addicted. There's no hope at all for me now until technology melts some time before 2012. 8.5 years after posting my first blog, I've finally decided to...

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