  Queen Xacacao
Hello, I'm Queen Xacacao (pronounced Sha-ka-kaw). I'm a relatively new fragment of the group of beings we call Shazzie. I was born from something deep and dark and chocolatey. Actually, chocolate. Raw chocolate that's enrobed with ecstatic foods. I live in a country called Raw Britannia. I have my own flag, national dress (I especially love it when men wear my national dress), and I have my own set of rules. You can have yours, too. Just decide what's right and just for you and stick by it, regardless of the funny looks you get. They'll soon pass, as people realise you are authentic.
My life is filled with chocolate, from the moment I wake up, to the moment I fall asleep. I hire male masseusses to massage me in all the right places (and palaces) with raw cacao butter. I have courtiers to tell me how chocolately-smooth I look. I have a princess of Popple Cake who knows one day all this will be hers. I am the luckiest Queen in the whole Universe. And I am a benevolent Queen. I bestow you with gifts of mugs, pens, flags and other merchandise when you have a vegan, raw, environmental or animal friendly festival. Well, the right royal Princess Jennie does, because I actually just sit around giving out orders. Nicely.
I started the Raw Chocolate Revolution with my Chocolate Pope David Avocado Noni Wolfe. I've been very busy since then and haven't managed to stroll the purple carpet so much, and I do beg your pardon for that.
 I'm a revolutionary Queen
You may wonder how I came to be Queen. Well, so do I. I didn't think I intended it, but as we create our own reality, I guess it was always in me. First, I realised I looked great in a crown, shiny robes and with jewels. Then I wondered... what makes a country? A group of people in one place that need someone to lead them into their own greatness, creativeness, ecstatic bliss and divinity? Well, that was enough for me. I made myself Queen Xacacao and I love my people and my country. I will do anything to make Britannia Raw, and I hope you are with me on that.
Chocolate in the buff
One night, The Prince of Flowers, Xochipilli, came to me during an intense Ayahuasca ceremony. He was a sight to behold and I will love him for ever as the one suitor that may just have been great enough for a Queen such as I. He showed me elevated states through raw chocolate and ancient, respectful living. I will love him for ever. I will love raw chocolate for ever. Gosh,we are all one, aren't we?
My gift to you
Since our awesome discovery of raw chocolate in 2003, I've been working with my freinds at Detox Your World to produce the UK's first raw organically certified chocolate bars. We love to create magic for you at every opportunity!
Before chocolate opened my heart, my number one food was cucumber. Now I give those to The Doxtor. She makes juice all day long and brings me a few pints here and there. Such a loyal servent. A bit fiesty, though. Maybe she could do with a cacaoenema?
Disclaimer from Shazzie
Though I love Queen Xacacao, we are not the same person. I feel she's slightly limiting, causing her self to be Queen of Raw Britannia when there's a whole Universe out there to rule. Never limit yourselves. Remember the most ecstatic quote from The Alchemist: "But that's too much" "Never say that again. The Universe may be listening and could give you less next time". Heed it Queenie."
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