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Shazzle Dazzle Hello, I'm Shazzle Dazzle. I haven't got too much to say because I'm busy queueing up at bus stops and talking about how glorious the weather is. Haven't you noticed just how sunny it always is? And something else I'm busy with at the moment is discussing the ecstatic feelings everyone gets when going to work. Everyone loves their jobs so much, and they would always work even if they didn't need to. How wonderful. Ah, I do also have millions of conversations with ladies about how fabulous their men treat them. They say that their men worship the ground they walk on, that they love to shower them with gifts, massage their feet and make chocolate and juice for them. You humans are so lucky to manifest everything you've ever wanted in your lives. Shine on, sisters and brothers, for tomorrow is an even brighter day. And I'm off to have a hot date with Russ. Oh, the perfection of life. Disclaimer from Shazzie "Please note that though Shazzie and Shazzle Dazzle may sound the same, there are some critical differences in us. I'm very multidimensional and have my feet on the ground and my head in the stars all at the same time. Shazzle Dazzle is only interested in living in the VIP room (Visionary In Paradise), and making fruit cocktails for the likes of Russell Brand. I'd never throw myself at him, but Shazzle Dazzle does all the time. She even gets my marketing manager to send him chocolates. Oh the shame."

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