Revel In Paradise Admmm

  [caption id="attachment_54" align="alignright" width="450" caption="My Personal Jesus"][/caption] I obviously felt it coming, all the 11:11 signs, the way I was telling Admmm I couldn't see his life anymore, the way I was so down for no apparent reason. On 11th September, my eternally ecstatic lover Admmm...

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Please buy my house

I want to move to paradise. Can you help? My current home is a beautiful Cambridge sanctuary, two doors from fields, the loveliest neighbours ever. Contact me if you want to buy it! [caption id="attachment_51" align="alignright" width="310" caption="A little bit of my home"][/caption]...

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Our Russell’s doing us proud in the USA

Russell Brand is never bland I want him to hold my hand and lead me to the promised land. Blah blah blah. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm-8_ljdZIU] Barack Obama is a loveworker. Get him in. And remember that GWB is there to help us love everyone even more. There. That's my politics over...

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The dove from above

[caption id="attachment_39" align="alignright" width="450" caption="The dove from above"] [/caption] The other day I parked at Park Street Car Park in Cambridge. As we were going down the urine stained stairs I suddenly for no apparent reason thought about Vic Reeve's "the dove from above". Imagine my surprise,...

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Wind Ow

Evie and I were driving today down the Cambridge country roads to the church of Tesco in Milton with the sunroof open and the windows down. Our long hair was whipping us and causing us minor yet pleasurable pain. I suddenly realised that car windows...

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